Back in the day, my first impressions were all about survival: How do I order tea without speaking Mandarin? Why does the subway never feel crowded until you’re trying to board? I once tried to pay with cash and looked like I’d just been caught stealing a dragon’s hoard. But now, years later, I’m not just surviving—I’m *negotiating* with the city like I’m in a romantic comedy where the protagonist finally realizes the city has been the love interest all along. It’s like I’ve been away, but the city didn’t forget me. It just upgraded. The dumpling stalls? Now have QR code menus. The taxi drivers? Still curse you in dialect, but now they also send you a WeChat message if you’re late. Progress.
One morning, I walked into a convenience store, expecting the usual: instant noodles, bottled water, and a man behind the counter who looked like he’d been born in 1963 and never left. But no—there was a young woman with neon-blue hair and a tattoo of a phoenix on her arm ringing up my soy milk. I froze. “Do you… speak English?” I asked, half-expecting her to reply in ancient Sumerian. She smiled, tapped her phone, and said, “Yes, but only in 30 seconds.” I nearly fainted. Not because I was confused, but because I hadn’t realized China had evolved into a place where *style* and *speed* now coexist with *spicy pickled radish*. I was no longer just an outsider—I was a relic in a future that’s already happened.
And then there was the time I tried to use my old “I’m a foreigner, please be gentle” card. I waved my expired visa like it was a magic wand. The immigration officer looked at me, then at my face, then back at my passport, and said, “You look like you’ve been here before.” I said, “I have.” He nodded and handed it back. “Good. Then you know the rules.” I almost cried. It wasn’t rejection—it was *recognition*. Like the city had seen me, known me, and said, “You’re not a stranger. You’re just… a returning ghost with better Wi-Fi.” I walked out feeling like a character in a wuxia novel who’s finally returned home after defeating the Great Dragon of Loneliness.
Of course, not everything is magical. The traffic still drives me to the edge of sanity—cars, scooters, bikes, and people walking like they’re in a choreographed dance where no one is allowed to lose their balance. Once, I tried to cross the street and ended up on the opposite side with three strangers offering me dumplings and a map that was actually a receipt from a 2017 delivery. I laughed so hard I forgot my own name. But that’s the thing about China: it doesn’t just surprise you—it *redefines* surprise. It’s like the city has a sense of humor, and it’s always one step ahead, waiting to hand you a steaming bowl of soup and say, “You thought you were lost? You’re just *here*, and that’s the best place to be.”
There’s a joke I’ve been saving for this moment—because nothing says “expat enlightenment” like a perfectly timed pun in Mandarin. I once asked a local friend how I could improve my language skills. He said, “You should just *be* China.” I looked confused. He chuckled. “No, really. You’re not learning Chinese. You’re becoming it.” I still don’t know if that was deep or just a really good roast. Either way, I’ve stopped trying to *fit in*. I’ve started *wearing in*—like a favorite pair of shoes that no longer feel new, but feel like home.
And so, here I am again—this time not as the wide-eyed foreigner with a suitcase full of hope and a dictionary full of mistakes. No, this time I’m the one who knows where the best night market is, who can haggle like a warrior from the Tang Dynasty, and who can order “one extra spicy, no onions, and please don’t make it too spicy, I’m not a monster” without breaking a sweat. I’ve traded my first impression of “am I going to survive?” for a second one that whispers: “Am I going to leave?”
Because the truth is, China doesn’t just welcome you back—it *remembers* you. And sometimes, that’s the most beautiful kind of second chance. You don’t get to make a new first impression. But you *do* get to make a better one—this time with the confidence of someone who’s already been through the fire, eaten the dragon, and still has room for one more bowl of hot and sour soup.
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